we luv to be a chicx

so, we all want vagina. well most of us. sometimes when a guy drinks if he takes his penis and sticks it between his legs he will think he is a girl then masterbate. its almost like sex. and, if you are like me (unemployed and broke) you save money on a few things.
1. dinner.
2. hair product.
3. booze.
4. gas for your chopper.
5. dog food.
6. beer after dinner.
7. candles and a lighter.
8. toilet paper (chicks wipe more than guys)
9. undies. some chiks are weirded out that i dont wear them.
10. and last but least important, rubber.

rubbers are neat. they save the world from more babeies. babies=rat rods. you may not see the connection here but let me break it down. you have a guy that likes cars, get drunks, oil rigs a slut, has a baby. now he cant buy a good welder, or pay to get paint. so what does this asshole do? rather than abort, he simply builds a rat rod. so, to conclude, tuck your nuts and masterbate. it will save the world from seeing antoher rat rod. i hope when you are reading this you have or are getting a staff infection from wrenchin on your rusty pile of shit you call a vehilce. obama sucks..