i hate you more

this is my cop car. its neat. neater than the chick you fuck.

well, im going to take a break...

i do NOT believe in racial profiling.

get a hari cut at nicks!

you need a cut? ask wardly why he looks so good or just see nick. he does nice work. and he is funny. funnier than you, i guarantee that. why you ask? ill break it down..
1. you are fucking dum.
2. you are not funny.
3. you fuck ugly chicks.
4. you cook bad food.
5. over all you suck.

so, if nick cuts your hair, ignore 1 thru 5 and see #6.
thanks. (ps, this is mid cut. i actually looked sexy as FUCK after he was done then i banged a few chicks and got drunk and chewed some skoal.)

ooops, im drunk and forgot the man=gina pic. die.

we luv to be a chicx

so, we all want vagina. well most of us. sometimes when a guy drinks if he takes his penis and sticks it between his legs he will think he is a girl then masterbate. its almost like sex. and, if you are like me (unemployed and broke) you save money on a few things.
1. dinner.
2. hair product.
3. booze.
4. gas for your chopper.
5. dog food.
6. beer after dinner.
7. candles and a lighter.
8. toilet paper (chicks wipe more than guys)
9. undies. some chiks are weirded out that i dont wear them.
10. and last but least important, rubber.

rubbers are neat. they save the world from more babeies. babies=rat rods. you may not see the connection here but let me break it down. you have a guy that likes cars, get drunks, oil rigs a slut, has a baby. now he cant buy a good welder, or pay to get paint. so what does this asshole do? rather than abort, he simply builds a rat rod. so, to conclude, tuck your nuts and masterbate. it will save the world from seeing antoher rat rod. i hope when you are reading this you have or are getting a staff infection from wrenchin on your rusty pile of shit you call a vehilce. obama sucks..

im on a roll. so fuck off

so, why not go hunting with the bandit. shoot a buck. tell the gods to suck cock. then drive with the head tied to a ford taurus. only a 4cyl but non the less with my mustache i did look like a cop. suck it. hope you are in pain.

orchabilly (fat ugly bitches with lots of makeup)

this was my "trap" to catch fat dum ugly sluts. it almost worked. a few kinks to work out. i hate fat ugly orchabilly rat rod chicks. they suck. i want to burn out on them with mud tires. thanks.

I hate you.

This blog is dedicated to hating you, everything about you, everyting you like, and you. And maybe a chopper-bobber-rat rod or 2.