ok, some of you may have noticed i have beem M.I.a. well, i lost my password due to booze and pills and overall full tank of hate. well, im back along with a dicktionary. yes, dick-tion-ary. die. anyhow, back to the topic at hand. my neighbor. yes, he is painting his radical late 80's van with a roller. and one may see where i am going with this, the fact that he is thanking jesus for the great paint job. without jesus the paint would have sucked, but because of jesus the paint came out great. its like the nfl, the nba, the kkk, they all thank jesus for doing things that are cool- like scoring a td, getting a vd, a dunk, a kill, its all the same, due to jesus not the skill and hard work that goes into the play at hand. im tired of this, im tired of people thanking a spirit in the sky and giving money to the man with the beard. i have a beard, give me some fucking money. send me a fucking check. come to my house and shake a fucking rattle snakes and score a fucking td or give me a vd. anyhow, im kinda lost on where this is leading, so let me make my point. i hate my neighbors, i hate thanking jesus for a good steak when i killed the deer that is feeding me and i dont want to thank sluts with aids. oh, i have a wish bone(r) frame for sale maybe. oh, and jripper and matty are going to oil wrestle over my springer then thank jesus when the win unless they get dual vd's and score a field goal in overtime. i hope your day sucked. xoxo. manhugo.
ps-i just picked up my deer from browns valley market, the brawts are like hevean and id like to thank jesus for the luv that went into the brawts. without jesus the meat would have sucked.
